Abortion because I am going on jeopardy?

I am a HUGE fan of celebrity jeopardy, so I always try out for the regular show whenever I can. I finally made it to the final try-outs and now I am on the show!! One problem though: I'm pregnant. I think I should get an abortion because a) I don't want to worry about a baby and all that while I am stressing on tv in front of a million viewers and b) I don't want to be all fat and gross in font of Alec Trebec. My husband got angry when I said I wanted an abortion because we have been trying for 2 years, but I think he'll calm down. So how long is the recovery from abortion? How much is the cost? Also, when can I have again after the procedure? I need to keep hubby happy because he might cheat if he finds out about my crush on Alec Trebec lol.